The Republic of The Francoist State of Spain is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1 billion Francoist State of Spainians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 54.4%.

The strong Francoist State of Spainian economy, worth 97.1 trillion Pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,124 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', and homosexuality is a crime punishable by death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Francoist State of Spain's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Francoist State of Spain is ranked 146,188^th in the world and 6,022^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 60.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.